The sleep deprivation one is serious and a solid reason on its own to be childfree. Many new parents have accidentally killed themselves, their infants, and other motorists while driving severly sleep deprived.

I’ve heard many new mothers in particular talking about how they’re almost always expected to be the one to get up in the middle of the night when the baby is crying, even if they also work too. Or how the only sleep they get is 45 minutes here and there as their baby naps. As a person who can rarely fall asleep before 2 am, takes around an hour to actually fall asleep even under perfectly dark and quiet conditions, and generally can’t fall asleep during the day at all, I genuinely think having a kid would have literally killed me.